Princess Lover! is brought to you by a new name, Ricotta! I hope they don’t make an anime called Loli Lover! because that would be just wrong.
MOUSE OVER THE PICTURES, I GOT SOME MOUSE OVER TEXT ON THEM.
Ricotta, you say?
What’s with Japanese animation studios and naming themselves after food? Anyways, lets continue with the impression:
E Minor: i am excited for traditional NIPPONJIN
Nyoro~n :3: do you do this with your dad
Nyoro~n :3: play sword fights randomly
E Minor: traditional NIPPONJIN
E Minor: ALL WE DO
E Minor: IS KENDO
Nyoro~n :3: teppei, mom’s got some milk for you
E Minor: look at mom’s boobs
E Minor: whoa now
Nyoro~n :3: why does mom have big knockers
The Fin: japan gender roles dot ey vee eye
Nyoro~n :3: yo mom, why do you look like someone i could date
E Minor: ain’t getting better than this guy
E Minor: ah ha ha ha my son has no plans he owns
Nyoro~n :3: deal wif it
E Minor: dad is a bum
Nyoro~n :3: dad always plays with his sword
The hands, the hands, the mom’s got jazz hands!
Anyways, we better have the team look at this one…
Also, take a drink every time Mom’s boobs be bouncing like a tanuki’s scrotum:
Nyoro~n :3: my son has nothing better to do except dance with many girls
E Minor: such a goody two shoes
E Minor: even goes to graves
E Minor: when the average guy watching this
E Minor: prob sees ten min of sunlight a year
Nyoro~n :3: the average guy pees on graves
What does Sniper say about this:
One horse is equal to one horsepower (a generous amount, since an average horse will produce less than one horsepower), and 2 horses would be 2 horsepower; meanwhile, this Jeep thing is easily pumping 200-300 horsepower. These are some magical horses!
Nyoro~n :3: why do they ride a horse carriage
Nyoro~n :3: i mean she might be a princess
Nyoro~n :3: but heck princess diana rode a car too..
Nyoro~n :3: but how are the horses
Nyoro~n :3: faster than 200 horse power
The Fin: idk those horses must be something special like you said
Nyoro~n :3: i’ll whack them with my sword
The Fin: samurai traffic cop
Nyoro~n :3: go motor scooter
There is just one slight problem:
The Fin: combat butler alfred enters the scene
Nyoro~n :3: and why is the butler so awesome
E Minor: his moustache is like
E Minor: falling off
E Minor: uh
Nyoro~n :3: i think the butler is the only dude worth caring about in this anime
I have a whole list of faithful Alfred butlers:
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, MOUSE OVER THE PICTURES!
Okay, I only had two, but its the thought that counts really. While Alfred was kicking some thug butt, this is what happened to the main character and big tits:
E Minor: look at that censoring
Nyoro~n :3: rape face
Nyoro~n :3: a not pleased look on her face
Nyoro~n :3: when he saved her
The rest of the episode is pretty bad, so I’m not going to go any further, but here is an extra picture to tide you over:
The anime is only good because of the butler, because otherwise, I wouldn’t have bothered with such a long entry! I want to watch episode 2, but we’ll see~