Princess Lover! Ep. 1

Princess Lover! is brought to you by a new name, Ricotta! I hope they don’t make an anime called Loli Lover! because that would be just wrong.

MOUSE OVER THE PICTURES, I GOT SOME MOUSE OVER TEXT ON THEM.

Ricotta, you say?

I found the studio's workplace!

What’s with Japanese animation studios and naming themselves after food? Anyways, lets continue with the impression:

Look ma, I'm quality AND praticing with my katana!

E Minor: i am excited for traditional NIPPONJIN

Oh hi, dad I'm off to the shower...

...BUT LETS HAVE A ROUND FIRST!

Nyoro~n :3: do you do this with your dad

Nyoro~n :3: play sword fights randomly

E Minor: traditional NIPPONJIN

E Minor: ALL WE DO

E Minor: IS KENDO

I've got big boobs, and I've got big boobs!

Coincidence? I think not.

Coincidence? I think not.

Nyoro~n :3: teppei, mom’s got some milk for you

E Minor: look at mom’s boobs

E Minor: whoa now

Nyoro~n :3: why does mom have big knockers

The Fin: japan gender roles dot ey vee eye

Nyoro~n :3: yo mom, why do you look like someone i could date

Theme of the show...

Theme of the show...

Just. deal. wif. it.

Just. deal. wif. it.

E Minor: ain’t getting better than this guy

E Minor: ah ha ha ha my son has no plans he owns

Nyoro~n :3: deal wif it

E Minor: dad is a bum

Nyoro~n :3: dad always plays with his sword

The hands, the hands, the mom’s got jazz hands!

THIS KITTY ISN'T FREAKY

Anyways, we better have the team look at this one…

Mulder, Scully, get on this case, pronto!

Mulder, Scully, get on this case, pronto!

Also, take a drink every time Mom’s boobs be bouncing like a tanuki’s scrotum:

******

Look at these girls, made of pure quality!

Look at these girls made of pure quality!

Nyoro~n :3: my son has nothing better to do except dance with many girls

These aren't related.

These aren't related.

******

Fastest anime deaths ever, or fastest anime deaths ever?

Fastest anime deaths ever... or fastest anime deaths ever?

WAIT:

BATMANNNNNNNNNN

E Minor: such a goody two shoes

E Minor: even goes to graves

E Minor: when the average guy watching this

E Minor: prob sees ten min of sunlight a year

Nyoro~n :3: the average guy pees on graves

Horse carriage on a high way being chased...

Horse carriage on a highway being chased...

...by a Jeep which has at least 200-300 horsepower.

...by a Jeep which has at least 200-300 horsepower.

What does Sniper say about this:

WTF MATE?

One horse is equal to one horsepower (a generous amount, since an average horse will produce less than one horsepower), and 2 horses would be 2 horsepower; meanwhile, this Jeep thing is easily pumping 200-300 horsepower. These are some magical horses!

Thanks Sniper!

Meanwhile this is all happening, this girl is looking at you...

Meanwhile this is all happening, this girl is looking at you...

Nyoro~n :3: why do they ride a horse carriage

Nyoro~n :3: i mean she might be a princess

Nyoro~n :3: but heck princess diana rode a car too..

Nyoro~n :3: but how are the horses

Nyoro~n :3: faster than 200 horse power

The Fin: idk those horses must be something special like you said

I GOTTA GO SAVE THIS GIRL!

I GOTTA GO SAVE THIS GIRL!

Nyoro~n :3: i’ll whack them with my sword

The Fin: samurai traffic cop

Nyoro~n :3: go motor scooter

There is just one slight problem:

LOL A MOPED

******

I am the only character worth caring about.

I am the only character worth caring about.

I am still the only character worth caring about.

I am still the only character worth caring about.

Even Alfred is not immune to bad animation quality.

Even Alfred is not immune to bad animation quality.

Bitches and whores!

Bitches and whores!

A butler's life!

A butler's life!

I'M ALFRED THE BUTLER, heh.

I'M ALFRED THE BUTLER, heh.

The Fin: combat butler alfred enters the scene

Nyoro~n :3: and why is the butler so awesome

E Minor: his moustache is like

E Minor: falling off

E Minor: uh

Nyoro~n :3: i think the butler is the only dude worth caring about in this anime

I have a whole list of faithful Alfred butlers:

Another faithful butler, Alfred.

Another faithful butler, Alfred.

Hierophant Arcana, ultimate persona!

Hierophant Arcana's ultimate persona!

THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, MOUSE OVER THE PICTURES!

Okay, I only had two, but its the thought that counts really. While Alfred was kicking some thug butt, this is what happened to the main character and big tits:

Dat ass!

E Minor: look at that censoring

Stop looking at my daughter.

Nyoro~n :3: rape face

DO IT FAGGOT

oh no~ hidoi cart-kun!

OH GOD WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT

Uguu, where the sun don't shine!

YASE!

Why are you saving me?

Nyoro~n :3: a not pleased look on her face

Nyoro~n :3: when he saved her

N-O SPELLS NO FAGGOT

UGUU THIS IS KINDA LIKE A CERTAIN VIDEO GAME

BOOB BEWB OMG A BOOOOOOOOOOB

THE PAIN THE PAIN THE PAIN

The rest of the episode is pretty bad, so I’m not going to go any further, but here is an extra picture to tide you over:

RAPIER RAPE!

LOL LISTEN TO HER

The anime is only good because of the butler, because otherwise, I wouldn’t have bothered with such a long entry! I want to watch episode 2, but we’ll see~

2 thoughts on “Princess Lover! Ep. 1

  1. Tyrenol

    There’s adult anime that feature the same type of crap but with more moneyshots and less crappiness.

    * Elfina Servant Princess
    * DVine Luv
    * Princess Memory
    * Romance Is A Flash Of The Sword II
    * Wordsworth

    Let’s go watch these titles instead. ^_^

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