Princess Lover! is brought to you by a new name, Ricotta! I hope they don’t make an anime called Loli Lover! because that would be just wrong.

MOUSE OVER THE PICTURES, I GOT SOME MOUSE OVER TEXT ON THEM.

Ricotta, you say?

What’s with Japanese animation studios and naming themselves after food? Anyways, lets continue with the impression:

E Minor: i am excited for traditional NIPPONJIN

Nyoro~n :3: do you do this with your dad

Nyoro~n :3: play sword fights randomly

E Minor: traditional NIPPONJIN

E Minor: ALL WE DO

E Minor: IS KENDO

Coincidence? I think not.

Nyoro~n :3: teppei, mom’s got some milk for you

E Minor: look at mom’s boobs

E Minor: whoa now

Nyoro~n :3: why does mom have big knockers

The Fin: japan gender roles dot ey vee eye

Nyoro~n :3: yo mom, why do you look like someone i could date

E Minor: ain’t getting better than this guy

E Minor: ah ha ha ha my son has no plans he owns

Nyoro~n :3: deal wif it

E Minor: dad is a bum

Nyoro~n :3: dad always plays with his sword

The hands, the hands, the mom’s got jazz hands!

Anyways, we better have the team look at this one…

Also, take a drink every time Mom’s boobs be bouncing like a tanuki’s scrotum:

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Nyoro~n :3: my son has nothing better to do except dance with many girls

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WAIT:

E Minor: such a goody two shoes

E Minor: even goes to graves

E Minor: when the average guy watching this

E Minor: prob sees ten min of sunlight a year

Nyoro~n :3: the average guy pees on graves

What does Sniper say about this:

One horse is equal to one horsepower (a generous amount, since an average horse will produce less than one horsepower), and 2 horses would be 2 horsepower; meanwhile, this Jeep thing is easily pumping 200-300 horsepower. These are some magical horses!

Thanks Sniper!

Nyoro~n :3: why do they ride a horse carriage

Nyoro~n :3: i mean she might be a princess

Nyoro~n :3: but heck princess diana rode a car too..

Nyoro~n :3: but how are the horses

Nyoro~n :3: faster than 200 horse power

The Fin: idk those horses must be something special like you said

Nyoro~n :3: i’ll whack them with my sword

The Fin: samurai traffic cop

Nyoro~n :3: go motor scooter

There is just one slight problem:

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The Fin: combat butler alfred enters the scene

Nyoro~n :3: and why is the butler so awesome

E Minor: his moustache is like

E Minor: falling off

E Minor: uh

Nyoro~n :3: i think the butler is the only dude worth caring about in this anime

I have a whole list of faithful Alfred butlers:

THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, MOUSE OVER THE PICTURES!

Okay, I only had two, but its the thought that counts really. While Alfred was kicking some thug butt, this is what happened to the main character and big tits:

E Minor: look at that censoring

Nyoro~n :3: rape face

Nyoro~n :3: a not pleased look on her face

Nyoro~n :3: when he saved her

The rest of the episode is pretty bad, so I’m not going to go any further, but here is an extra picture to tide you over:

The anime is only good because of the butler, because otherwise, I wouldn’t have bothered with such a long entry! I want to watch episode 2, but we’ll see~