Like the title suggests, screen captures that make me go, “Say what?”
In fact, don’t forget to make some donations at the next food drive.
You can… you can open a woman’s flesh?
Aw shucks… now what am I going to do for fun later?
Dream big, girl… dream big.
Why am I not surprised?
Gotta say the girl’s got her priorities in order.
Meet our God.
Wow, that is hardcore.
Transmi– what now?
Fit into what, exactly?
Not with that attitude.
Wait, what kind of dance?
I’m told they don’t fart either.
Don’t go to bed constipated.
Gangsta with a capital “G.”
Keep that pinky out.
There’s an opposite to everything.
If there’s grass on the field….
A man once said “I have a dream….”
Losing my religion.
Where rape means hello.
Kill him harder.
Why don’t we have a seat over here?
I hear you can buy something for that sort of thing.
People get really mad about subs.
More nihongo lessons.
Men’s clothes just aren’t rewarding.
Happens a lot in shounens.
Anatomical lessons in anime.
Just two dollars.
And just for you too!
Jesus has never been so moe.
What does that sound like?
If only I had a keikaku.
This is why punctuation matters.
Don’t ruin a beautiful thing.
No, not there!
That’s a stiff one.
A distant cousin of every shoujo’s favorite corm.
Why bother translating at all then?
I, too, appreciate considerate shavers.
Even anime is heteronormative!
No, seriously, why bother?
You don’t say…
You people are sick.
Don’t you people have standards?
A true pity.
Be honest, now.
Buddy, are you okay?
Well, it beats a bag of sand.
And this is mine.
Spinzaku is a slippery fella.
Be careful, it might fall off.
My dad told me this would come in handy.
What a casanova.
Safely in your pocket?
Dreams do come true after all.
Don’t hold back, buddy.
Big spoon finally becomes little spoon.
The best masturbation you’ve ever seen.
What’s with anime and balls?
Oh. Good to know.
You wouldn’t know cool if it hit you in the face.
Despite their heavy bones.
…but we’ll work on it together as a family.
More fun with translating.
…what would we do without these hard-working subbers?
Only alphas get the girl.
We’ll take the Spruce Moose.
Number one and number two priorities.
The next Malibu Stacy.
I hope he means the soda.
You’re both like boys with toys.
The fact that a dog is overseeing a wedding is the least disturbing thing about this image.
Just back away.
Say no more, ma’am.
Amateur subs are always superior to professional subs!
Yeah, you show them who’s boss!
You’ve been polishing my friend’s sword this entire time.
“Go wash your flash.”
Christmas is cancelled.
A reasonable question.
Speak softly and carry a yaoi stick.
Profiteroles just don’t sound as sexy.
You’re a dick, Santa.
“Once a seen…”
Well, that was easy.
A bird must always be a gentleman first, a fowl second.
Yes, yes, I know some of these words, mmhmm.
That’s fansubber humor for you.
Look all the Japanese words I know.
Getting killed is no big thang.
More of a “Wat?” pic than a “Say what?”
I love pickles.
You always need proper support.
Especially the big guy.
Don’t hold back.
No need for meds.
“I love penguins.”
Just standard practice, actually…
Literally makes you say what.
Try telling this to ImoCho.
I…I don’t know. NSFW, by the way.
I never did!
Walking must be hard.
I don’t understand a thing about this screenshot.
Or you could just eat some fiber.
I’ve got jungle fever.
Sometimes words are unnecessary.
Hitler finally gets to be blond.
I think I’ll pass.
Finally, confirmation that incest is a disease.
Just your average hobby.
Thanks for the warning, buddy.
I sincerely hope that’s your finger.
Are you “sure?”
How to sow your oats.
Makes sense to me.
I would hope not.
Miss Piggy is not going to be happy when she sees this…
…whoops, she’s busy too.
No wonder they’re too embarrassed to even hold hands in Japan.
How rude of me.
I really need to stop taking drugs.
Just another average day at the law office.
Again, just one of those screenshots that make you go “What?”
Do you still need a tip…?
The George Steinbrenner of anime.
Please go to your local shelter today and adopt a tank into your family.
Don’t go making a mountain out of a mole hill.
Ah yes, the dangers of balls-eating hair…
Don’t do that! That’s five to ten!
Let’s hope they’re not as big as one.
I don’t think it works like that.
If you say so.
It’s good to be consistent.
God is such a bro.
So… what is it?
Um, I think I’ll do that on my spare time.
No problemo, amigo.
Is this some sort of wartorn booty?
I chose to follow my dreams.
Uh, since when?
That seems a little scary.
Just another one of life’s great mysteries.
Last updated: 04/22/2014