Tayutama -Kiss on my Deity- Ep. 1

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What do you get when you cross a hentai game with Pokemon or Digimon? You get Tayutama -Kiss on my Deity-. I know from personal experience that dashes come after tildes to show how wonderful an anime is, and it hasn’t disappointed me yet! I’m sure after this write up, you’ll never see Mozilla Firefox the same way again!

I just want to point out that this was created by Lump of Sugar so I just need to get this out of the way real quick:

Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!

Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!

I sure hope you’re right Ms. Poppins; anyways, on to the impression:

Blue Bird Blue Eyes Card

Nyoro~n: i saw a bird
E Minor: is this pokemon?
The Fin: go blue eyes
The Fin: destroy his dark magician

This look really similar to a certain video game...

You know, this scene really reminds me of a certain scene in a certain video game where one of the protagonists sends off some spirits that died in a certain incident. I’m not going to point fingers or name anyone, but I’ll just set this photo right here.

I don't know, look at those spirits!

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Rape face? Quality face? Wa...karimasen!

The Fin: single digit frames per second
E Minor: nice perspective
The Fin: err minute

A SURPRISE CAMEO?!

Nyoro~n: its junpei btw
Nyoro~n: bropei.. how the mighty have fallen

I didn't agree to this...

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Flawless diamond!

I found the rest of the school here, in a weird box…

A bunch of prefects from Flawless!!

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Oh wow, what is this, I don't even--

E Minor: she’ll prob manifest into a real person

Hey, I found her twin sister or something in another dimension!

You know, they kinda look similar...

Your face after seeing that revelation should be:

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

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Hey, it went back to its original form or something?!

Nyoro~n: god damn this cruel world
E Minor: fuuuck furry dokuro
The Fin: darn she wasn’t naked

Well, you see...

The Fin: darn she wasn’t naked
darn she wasn’t naked
she wasn’t naked
>>naked
<<

WHAT IN THE WORLD

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One positive thing about this show is that the things are cute...

I see… another similarity!

Uguu! Kawaiidesunae?!

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Minna~! Wakarimasen!

The Fin: minna!! punishment time!

Heh, a god hooked on marshmellows, what a thing.Yo name is marshmellow--I mean Mashiro!I wanna be your waifu~~

E Minor: this is like a poor man’s spice and wolf
E Minor: she might be a loli
E Minor: but she has an oooooold soul
Nyoro~n: 500 years ago!!
Nyoro~n: I’M OLDER THAN YOUR FIRST ANCESTOR
Nyoro~n: HEH
The Fin: yuuri-shan…
Nyoro~n: *moths fly out of vagina*
E Minor: let’s fuck with firefox
The Fin: why haven’t you settled down with a 13 y/o like a normal boy your age
E Minor: firefox is mai waifu
Nyoro~n: as she does this
Nyoro~n: a couple spiders drop out of her snatch

Heh, I always add these addons!

E Minor: firefox got some addons

Uguu~~

Nyoro~n: extensions too
Nyoro~n: if you know what i mean ;-*
Nyoro~n: look how big her tail is

Oh hey...

The Fin: hey kids is me the downs fox

Downs?!

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?????

Nyoro~n: why do i have ribbons in my hair i don’t even know
Nyoro~n: but you know if i bend down a lot, i hope someone wil
The Fin: now he is married to a loli who is also like his mom
E Minor: who’s also a fox

By the way, I don’t think we are watching the next episode!

2 thoughts on “Tayutama -Kiss on my Deity- Ep. 1

  1. A Day Without Me

    Well, shit, that purple one with the >u< face is actually legit a total rip-off of a baby level Digimon.

    Reply
    1. Nyoro~n :3 Post author

      All of them are rip-offs

      its kind of like the american crombie, abereagle, forever 12 clothes you can get at a cheap asian market

      Reply

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