Like the title suggests, moments in anime (or manga) that make me go, “Say what?”
Kids these days are so precocious.
Everyone needs their daily dose of potassium.
American high schools in a nutshell.
An anime protagonist’s famous last words.
I knew someone would make this shitty joke one day.
Can’t say subs aren’t descriptive.
You can’t even spell it right.
Oh, is that what they’re doing?
Gotta set the record straight.
I learned this lesson a long time ago.
Oh lord, I’m going to watch the reboot for this shit soon.
Yeah, naked girls are pretty overrated.
What a useless, not-so-useless bastard.
I’ve got 99 problems, but counting ain’t one.
Me me me me! I want to be a subber too!
Bowling’s the devil’s pastime.
Well, at least you’re upbeat about it.
Once again, tautologies are cool.
Gotta look on the bright side of life.
This is going to take all night.
No wonder girls have back problems.
Japanese guys have a way with words.
Sex-shaming at your local bookstore.
This is why they’re so coy about sex.
Well, she’s technically right…
A proper toast for every occasion.
So did the cops in Ferguson. What? Too soon?
They told me I could be whatever I wanted to be.
See, this is what happens when you let the gays marry.
It’s a slippery slope all the way down!
The final frontier for otakus.
Those are some pretty beefy tits.
God, I’m so tired of anime pushing milk on us!
The man who came up with this theory? Albert Einstein.
I can’t put it away once I whip it out.
Gotta set appropriate boundaries.
Yeah, let’s not commit a crime.
C-Can you really die from that?
C’mon, dude, get a-head of the game.
Just a pair of sexy chlorophylls out on the town.
I can’t even understand the logic here.
Anime teaching all that you need to know about human anatomy.
Just let your bro take care of you.
Wait, what are we talking about?
I wonder what that hard object could possibly be.
Geez, don’t be such a demanding lover.
According to the average anime fan, apparently not.
Kagetane wants to show Rentaro there’s more to life than lolis.
It was just how people did things back then.
One of the fundamental forces of the universe.
So what do you guys sell there?
Okay, I think we’re getting a bit carried away now.
Hopefully that’s just some spilled milk.
I don’t even know how that would work.
You should meet the girl who won’t die even if you kill her.
Some things make no sense out of context.
I don’t think it works that way.
I suppose that makes the desk sacred now, huh?
The truth finally hit you in the face, huh?
Two friends, one shitty card game.
Thanks, I make sure to marinate it.
Some idiot tried to tell me today that Lynn Okamoto’s works are complex.
In fact, don’t forget to make some donations at the next food drive.
You can… you can open a woman’s flesh?
Aw shucks… now what am I going to do for fun later?
Gotta say the girl’s got her priorities in order.
I’m told they don’t fart either.
There’s an opposite to everything.
If there’s grass on the field….
A man once said “I have a dream….”
Why don’t we have a seat over here?
I hear you can buy something for that sort of thing.
People get really mad about subs.
Men’s clothes just aren’t rewarding.
This is why punctuation matters.
A distant cousin of every shoujo’s favorite corm.
Why bother translating at all then?
I, too, appreciate considerate shavers.
Even anime is heteronormative!
Don’t you people have standards?
Be careful, it might fall off.
My dad told me this would come in handy.
Dreams do come true after all.
Big spoon finally becomes little spoon.
The best masturbation you’ve ever seen.
You wouldn’t know cool if it hit you in the face.
…but we’ll work on it together as a family.
…what would we do without these hard-working subbers?
Number one and number two priorities.
You’re both like boys with toys.
The fact that a dog is overseeing a wedding is the least disturbing thing about this image.
Amateur subs are always superior to professional subs!
Yeah, you show them who’s boss!
You’ve been polishing my friend’s sword this entire time.
Speak softly and carry a yaoi stick.
Profiteroles just don’t sound as sexy.
A bird must always be a gentleman first, a fowl second.
Yes, yes, I know some of these words, mmhmm.
That’s fansubber humor for you.
Look all the Japanese words I know.
Getting killed is no big thang.
More of a “Wat?” pic than a “Say what?”
You always need proper support.
Just standard practice, actually…
I…I don’t know. NSFW, by the way.
I don’t understand a thing about this screenshot.
Or you could just eat some fiber.
Sometimes words are unnecessary.
Hitler finally gets to be blond.
Finally, confirmation that incest is a disease.
Thanks for the warning, buddy.
I sincerely hope that’s your finger.
Miss Piggy is not going to be happy when she sees this…
No wonder they’re too embarrassed to even hold hands in Japan.
I really need to stop taking drugs.
Just another average day at the law office.
Again, just one of those screenshots that make you go “What?”
The George Steinbrenner of anime.
Please go to your local shelter today and adopt a tank into your family.
Don’t go making a mountain out of a mole hill.
Ah yes, the dangers of balls-eating hair…
Don’t do that! That’s five to ten!
Let’s hope they’re not as big as one.
I don’t think it works like that.
Um, I think I’ll do that on my spare time.
Is this some sort of wartorn booty?
Just another one of life’s great mysteries.
You used to call me on my cell phone.
Really don’t say that about kids.
Oh, that’s where the ramen went.
Who knew panties were so deadly?
I hope she’s not talking about what I think she’s talking about.
That’s not where souls come from.
You can’t say that to the kid’s mom!
At least you can now be a soprano.
As an anime character, it was his only option.
Her mom should’ve gotten bigger boobs if she wanted her daughter to live.
Look, let’s focus on what’s important.
Moe Sucks 
