The Ramparts of Ice Ep. 6: Right back to square one

Right off the bat, the opening hits us with bits and pieces of the relationship drama surrounding Koyuki and that Igarashi kid (dunno if we’ve been given his first name). Miki thinks she might be at fault for the whole mess, but eh… one, there was no real need for Koyuki to take Miki’s words so seriously. Two, it happened in middle school. Just move on. Put it aside, stop thinking about it, and move on with the rest of your life. It literally doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. By the time you’re in college, you probably won’t even remember any of this stuff. I know adults sound dismissive when they say this sort of thing to kids, but ugh… some things deserve to be dismissed. Trying to parse a middle school breakup from years ago is one of those things.

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Everything Else: Spring 2026, Week 5

Don’t do this. This is such scumbag behavior.

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I Made Friends with the Second Prettiest Girl in My Class Ep. 5: A strange aftertaste

Umi is telling their whole life story — how she first met Yuu, how she introduced Yuu to her friends, how things started feeling off in middle school, how those same friends eventually turned around and ditched Umi just to hang out with Yuu, so on and so forth. It’s a whole ass soap opera. That last part sticks out to me, though. Could it happen? Sure. People can and have been a lot worse to their friends. But the degree of horribleness is not what I’m questioning. Rather, it’s the consistency.

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Witch Hat Atelier Ep. 6: Setting the stage for the Knights Moralis

Hmm, hmm, hmm… what Qifrey’s saying makes sense. So has he invented a spell to keep an eye on his students yet? I mean, I’m just saying… after the latest incident with the Brimmed Caps, I hope everyone has learned their lesson. And of course, I don’t mean just Coco. Qifrey’s carelessness is a huge concern going forward. I feel as though I have to push back on this guy, because everyone else is just singing his praises nonstop. Y’know, this is despite the fact that, well, he’s downright irresponsible. “He is him,” “He’s so amazing,” “He’s so nice,” yadda yadda yadda. Needless to say, I wouldn’t trust the average anime fan to watch a kid if this is how they see Qifrey.

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NEEDY GIRL OVERDOSE Ep. 5: Self-perpetuating

A little girl stares at a poster promoting Karamazov’s upcoming live event. Did Karamazov just influenced another poor soul? Sure seems like it as we see a butterfly flutter by. Elsewhere, Karamazov hears about Kache long, overdue breakup, so they thinks it’s time for a makeover. I thought they would pay for said makeover, but no such luck. Even influencers with hundreds of thousands of subs can be cheap, huh? And geez, a thousand bucks for these simple outfits? Kache just quit her job. She shouldn’t be dropping a hundred bucks on anything, much less a thousand on clothes. Now, I do agree that good clothes can give you a major boost in confidence, but I dunno if you necessarily need to spend this much money. Kache says she feels lighter, but of course she does! She’s a thousand bucks lighter! And we haven’t even gotten to the accessories! Again, Karamazov are huge, right? So why not help their friend out? Or do they think they’re being charitable by even hanging out with Kache in the first place?

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