After the utter failure of ~Phantom~~Tilde~for~the~Phantom~~ to excite the interests of the Moe Sucks staff, we decided to move on to the suspiciously semitic-sounding Fight Ippatsu! Jūden-chan!! What we didn’t know is that we were in for a surprise (Ed.’s note: if only we had seen the promo)! Although at first Juden-chan appeared to be embarrassingly lame fanservice, by the end of the episode we all felt the show had really made a splash!

There’s a plot involved, and some characters (whose names are literally ‘plug’ and ‘parse’) but I am doing you a favor by not explaining them to you. The show sets the tone with the first extreme crotch angle after less than ten seconds.

The Fin: I saw pantsu~

Not content to rest on its laurels, the show continues its fierce attack on our delicate sensibilities.

Nyoro~on: oh
The Fin: wow
Nyoro~n: butt shot

Computer! Enhance.

The Fin: just wow
E Minor: well…
Nyoro~n: butt shot
Nyoro~n: zoom

Nyoro~n: zoom!
The Fin: aaaand zoom in

The Fin: VEGETA
The Fin: WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL!?

E Minor: i bet he can see her
E Minor: for no reason
Nyoro~n: see you were right

E Minor: man
E Minor: they can’t even draw a nose
E Minor: onii~chan~

And then it happened.

Nyoro~n: man
E Minor: wtf
Nyoro~n: this anime
The Fin: did she just pee herself
E Minor: wtffffff

Honestly it just goes downhill from there.

Nyoro~n: omg
Nyoro~n: again?
E Minor: wtf
The Fin: oh my god
Nyoro~n: um
E Minor: this is
E Minor: the worst anime
E Minor: ever

E Minor: with watersports
E Minor: very yellow watersports
E Minor: so she’s not even drinking enough water

The Fin: Im seriously cracking up irl
The Fin: this ED just keeps getting worse
Nyoro~n: ummmm
Nyoro~n: structures of oppai
The Fin: AHAHAHA
The Fin: this is my favorite show you guys omg

Final thoughts?

E Minor: I really thought they couldn’t top the ass zoom at the start, but they kept pulling rabbits out of the hat. Water sports not once, not twice, but thrice! And random fucking hentai out of nowhere, and an ED that just can’t be described. I mean we’re at the bottom of the barrel here. There’s nothing you can fucking say about this.

Nyoro~n: This cruel world…

The Fin: Aaaaaahahaha oh my god the boob island and the peeing and the aaaaaaaaaaahhhhahahaa come on you guys let’s watch the rest let’s do it I dare you ahahahaha (Full disclosure: I had a couple drinks before dinner so at this point I was a little ‘pissed’ myself)