Where I try to watch an episode each of four or five anime at a time until I get caught up with all the shows I’ve been missing. I’m going into these as blind as possible to avoid any preconceptions.

B Gata H Kei 01

– Her vagina looks weird. So she wants a hundred fuckbuddies. I gotta be missing something. What does fucking 100 guys have to do with changing how your vagina looks other than just getting a ton of venereal diseases?

– Seriously, she could save herself a lot of trouble by just turning off the lights.

– I get the feeling she’s one of those girls who would be totally into vajazzling.

– Sparkly, floating stuff appears after she drops some books on his feet. Is she… in love? Give the “I totally get chicks” award to whoever wrote this.

– It’s got a few good jokes. Too bad the premise is retarded.

RAINBOW Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin 01

– It’s a little extreme to have the little girl throw the doll at the prisoners just because one of them touched it, isn’t it?

– Good time to segue to a bald man with liver spots molesting them in the ASS.

– Rape too. I mean, I guess I should’ve expected angst when the OP was “coldrain.”

– So Sakurai beats them all up then become fast “bros4lyfe” after sharing a cigarette. That’s really just it for 20min. Christ, this is gonna be so angsty.

Senkou no Night Raid 01

– “I want you to curve the bullet” but in reverse.

– Nyoron: “She has two moles below her eyes.”

Me: “What if those are her eyes? She’s like a killer whale.” Allow me to crudely demonstrate:

– As you can probably tell, I don’t find this anime very interesting. It’s like the A-team doing some secret spy mission-y stuff that nobody cares about whatsoever.

Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou 01

– Sai Akuto looks like any other transfer student until a weird black chicken decides his fate: Demon Lord. Well, I for one believe anything a black chicken tells me.

– Oh dear, what does that say about someone when the chicken calls out animal masturbator or flatus odor judge. Yes, those are real jobs.

– Of course, crazy hijinks ensue now that everyone at Hogwarts know he’s a Demon Lord.

– Actually, I’m surprised he didn’t get animal masturbator. He looks right for the job.

Kiss x Sis 02

– I read the “5 Reasons It’s Still Not Cool to Admit You’re a Gamer” article on Cracked.com and I felt it was pretty applicable to anime, especially this part:

Again, “Mature” is the rating, and I’ve come to learn that “Mature” in video game land means “teenage male.” So here we are again with the stereotype, the games themselves selling the kind of sex fantasy that appeals to specifically to males who have never actually had a relationship with a female.

When you’re in your mid-teens, hormones thundering through your system, popping wheelies and doing donuts in your brain, you tend to think of women as giggling titty support systems who exist only to give you something to masturbate to. Then we actually get to know some real women and grow out of it.

Gaming has never grown out of it.

Sure, sex sells. But this is the sex of douchebags.

– I love how Riko says she’s no good at studying and the dad just laughs in her face.

– How did she write so legibly on her own body in so many places?

– The implication in the above screenshot is that a bunch of middle school boys have pink fantasies where rose petals fall softly in the background.

– In my dreams, this goes the School Days route.