Manyuu Hikenchou: Light porn

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Never has light been so sexy and alluring.

This post pretty much writes itself because Manyuu Hikenchou is full of Pulitzer quality writing:


Our heroine Chifusa is like X-Men’s Rogue, but instead of absorbing her enemy’s strength, she absorbs their boobs. But worry not — she’s also like the Martin Luther King, Jr. of boob equality. She has a dream… a dream of a world where anime girls won’t be judged by the size of their bust! Ah, that is such a powerful message. It really does bring a tear to my eye.

“First, you must touch your own boobs, and manipulate the secretion of the hormone! It’s much better if you let it be touched by the one you love. Second, touch both sides equally.”

Maybe this is a covert attempt to combat breast cancer in Japan! Actually, the anime’s just full of censorship, female body mutilation, and rape, but since it’s girl-on-girl rape, it’s totally okay! Remember, boys and girls… guy-on-guy = funny, girl-on-girl = hot, and guy-on-girl = she asked for it.

But dear God, what if a guy had Chifusa’s power? Would he grow breasts? Or would his balls expand at an exponential rate. You could even call it the ball sackening.

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18 thoughts on “Manyuu Hikenchou: Light porn”

  1. I would also want to ask on.. why does a woman’s physical power depend on breast sizes instead of… well.. body strength?

    Forgot this is an ecchi-tai anime. But what is your opinion on girl-on-guy?

    1. Like serious opinion or the ridiculous shit manchildren spout on the Internet?

      As for their power, I’m not sure if it’s linked to breast size. I think it’s just status in society that’s linked to breast size. But who knows? — maybe the anime wants to prove the warriors of the Amazon wrong.

  2. You bet your ass his ball sack would grow into ridickulous proportions (pun intended). The ball-sackening should occur. Preferably with an old guy. That way the people that are fapping will be interrupted with the image of a wrinkled old sack of poached eggs ripping out of someone’s pants. I predict that all of the people fapping will shrug and continue fapping even harder.

  3. This show right here is without a doubt the most repugnant, blatantly misogynistic piece of shit of the entire season. If your avarage joe thinks anime is nothing but preteen drivel or entertainment specifically catered toward the needs of overgrown childs, it’s because of thrash like this.

    I want the 20 minutes of my life back that I wasted on this, because clearly the worth of the fairer sex can only be measured trough their breast size (no pun intended, this show is too terrible to deserve any sort of wit).

    1. The worst thing is when you do criticize anime in this particular way, anime fans typically stick their fingers in their ear and go “La la la, it’s just a cartoon.” Apparently, just a cartoon is carte blanche to do whatever the hell you want!

      1. From my experiences, it’s more like you have a large segment (with no standards whatsoever, by the way) who justify crap like this because it comes from the glorious land of the rising sun, and then there’s a large group of people who absolutely dispise all this otaku-pandering nonsense.

        1. waawaa

          Please take your chivalrous bs somewhere else mangina cause no one wants to hear it.

          Or maybe im just being “misogynistic”. OH WELL

        2. This show is misogonistic. It’s sad, actually. I mean, I can stand a little bit of ecchi, but a show about rape, tits, and boobs ripping apart? And girls being measured by the size of their tits rather than their character?

          This shit sucks. For all the guys out there that are reading this, just go to lovehentaimanga.com and read H manga. Not only is there hardly any censorship, but you’ll also be getting ACTUAL SEX out the deal.

    1. First, I use dude with everyone. It’s SoCal colloquialism. Second, you argued in the Kamisama Dolls post that anime is just make-believe. Well, if that’s the case, Manyuu Hikenchou is also just make believe.

      1. Okay, then. Manyuu is make-believe. Whatever. Let’s agree to diagree. I don’t like getting in arguements on the internets with people that are obivously smarter than me like you.

  4. “Remember, boys and girls… guy-on-guy = funny, girl-on-girl = hot, and guy-on-girl = she asked for it.”

    Sadly, a lot think this way.

    In my experience, many manchildren would also say that girl-on-guy = he’s lucky! ^_^;;

  5. Just because I can defend something doesn’t mean I like it. If I say that’s it’s okay for someone to like rape, that doesn’t mean I like rape myself. (Wait, does that even make sense? Crap, I’m confusing myself.)

    Never mind. Manyuu and Penguindrum are both fake. It’s okay to like the fetishes in them, even if other’s think it’s weird to do so. End of discussion.

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