It’s summer camping time… even though there’s that fancy building just behind them. I’ve never been a camper myself. Just don’t see the appeal in it. And the sad truth is, Absolute Duo doesn’t see any appeal in it either. This is all just one elaborate set up…
…to get a girl in her bathing suit…
…and to get another girl too wet for her panties. She’s fine with the rest of her outfit being wet, though. It’s just her wet panties that bother her. Makes sense.
Being the resourceful girl that she is, she ends up losing them. But I’m getting ahead of myself. The episode starts off with Miyabi doubting herself, because like most of the haremettes in this show, she’s pretty goddamn useless.
But she has other assets to offer, so she gets to stick around.
Speaking of useless haremettes, Julie gets sick on the boat ride, so Thor finds himself having to babysit his Duo. The more helpless, the better, right?
Of course! We don’t want an equal. We just want some cute toy to creepily fawn over.
Anyway, it’s summer training camp for our students, and they have to swim the rest of the way to the island.
That’s a really fancy mod for a cruise ship.
On the way over, Julie and Lilith are busy fighting over Thor. They need his protection, after all. If they go one minute without him, they might die or something.
Case in point, super Mary Sue Lilith Bristol is so smart, she doesn’t even bring shoes to a training camp. Luckily, Thor is there to wrap her dainty feet up for those people out there with a foot fetish.
Meanwhile, Julie can’t walk a foot without potentially flashing the entire world. Oh god, won’t the harem lead protect these girls from themselves?! If only we were all harem leads, then we could protect all the helpless girls in the world!
Out of nowhere, ninjas attack! Fancy fucking animation, too.
Elsewhere, Miyabi finally summons up the courage to protect her friend from those dastardly ninjas, but the only reason she can even do anything is because she thought of Thor! So in the end, her usefulness is due to a man and a man alone! Even though Tomoe has been a perfectly good and loyal friend to Miyabi, it’s really Thor who did all the heavylifting. C’mon, girls can’t inspire!!
Anyway, these aren’t real ninjas. Remember her?
Thor sure does. The school apparently has a branch school, and it’s for all the rejects from the very first episode.
And after a hard day’s work of surprise attacks — attacks that could’ve seriously injured someone — the students settle down to a sweet outdoor grilling party…
…which is really just a fancy setup for some cheap innuendos.
Lilith, too, would like Thor to feed her some meat. Haha, top notch writing, boys.
Afterwards, Thor tries to thank the gothic lolita principal for not discarding the rejects like Imari, but she says some stuff I don’t care about.
Then some more people do stuff I really don’t care about.
Then after the credits, Julie hands Thor some panties. It’s in the girl code, I think. If your fellow sisters need some spare panties or a tampon, you don’t say no! In any case, there’s a story hidden somewhere in all this nonsense. There’s even potentially one big bad baddie to worry about. But in the meantime… panties!