Category Archives: First Impressions

First Impressions: Wash It All Away

This episode — perhaps this entire series — is like a portal to a long, forgotten past. It’s full of things I’ve only seen or heard about but have never done — like using a cleaning service! Yep, that’s right, I’ve never had to dry clean my clothes. Oh sure, I own a suit. Two, in fact. But by the time I became a professional working adult, barely any employer around me actually requires their employees to wear one. I’ve worn my suits a grand total of… three times? And one of those times was for a jacket-required, high-end restaurant. The suits don’t even fit me anymore, because I’ve lost weight since I last wore them. So going into this show, I had no clue that a cleaning service would actually examine each garment you hand them one-by-one in front of the customer. I certainly had no clue that they would stare so pensively at the clothes, too. I’ve never even considered going to a cleaning service just for a tomato sauce stain. My washing machine seems to handle that just fine.

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First impressions: Hana-Kimi a.k.a. the American stalker

Transferring to a school out of country is already crazy enough. Transferring just to meet your idol is insane behavior. A high jumper, too. Not even your standard idol, but just a really, really good athlete in what most would consider to be a niche sport. Look, no insult to any high jumper out there, but you’re obviously not competing with, say, baseball or soccer. When’s the last time I even watched an anime about high jumpers? Suzuka? Christ, that was two decades ago. Point is, I would have my kid committed to a mental facility if they suggested something as batshit crazy as crossing the largest ocean on the planet just to get closer to a boy. But that’s exactly what our protagonist Mizuki does, and her bestie is just so blase about it.

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First impressions: Jack-of-All-Trades, Party of None

Another season, another dude gets kicked out of the adventurer’s party. Is this one riddled with anxiety? Does this one have a cripplingly low self-esteem? Or is he perhaps a wannabe chef? My point is, what makes this guy interesting enough to watch week in and week out? Well, he kinda looks like Kirito from a distance, so we’re already starting off on the wrong foot. But let’s get to it after the jump.

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Tamon’s B-Side Ep. 1: Never meet your heroes, but it’s okay if you’re an anime protagonist

Utage needs money to support her oshi, so she has a part-time housekeeping job. As luck would have it, she gets assigned to the home of Tamon, the oshi in question. Utage quickly learns, however, that her oshi is not quite as confident and outgoing in real life as he is onstage. They often say you should never meet your heroes, because, well, we’re all human. As such, even our biggest heroes are flawed. And boy, do I know it! I often get asked, “Who’s your role model?” I find it hard to answer that question, because so many people I used to respect end up being… well, for a lack of a better term, giant turds. I grew up watching Kobe Bryant and the Lakers win championships after championships. What happened? He was soon charged with rape. Was he ever convicted? No. But shhh, don’t tell Lakers fans this, but he probably did it. What about Clayton Kershaw? In his peak, he was practically a shoo-in for the Cy Young award every year! Unfortunately, he’s probably a huge bigot who’s just smart enough to know he shouldn’t be too open about it.

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