Or simply Sea Story. I know nothing about this goddamn show besides its egregious use of tildes. We’re gonna try to give our live impressions of most of the summer’s new shows. You won’t find any episode recaps here because we at Moe Sucks largely find them to be a pointless exercise. Inside jokes follow and we’re not comedians so take it with a grain of salt.

*****

E Minor: ruby ring
E Minor: +4str :I
Nyoro~n :3: gd
The Fin: gimp
Nyoro~n :3: go play ffxi then

*****

Nyoro~n :3 : gd
E Minor: oh jesus
Nyoro~n :3: are these mermaids
The Fin: I sense an imotou in the redhead

*****

*****

E Minor: O _ O
The Fin: haha her face
E Minor: take a drink everytime you see O _ O

*****

Nyoro~n :3: this reminds me of ffx
E Minor: how many times have you heard kirei in this one ep
*****E Minor: i bet it’s like his sister or something
E Minor: cause we need two imoutos
Nyoro~n :3: mom
E Minor: grandmother
Nyoro~n :3: his first ancestor
The Fin: why not, the chick’s mom looks like she’s all of 2 years older than her
*****
Nyoro~n :3: hey guys
Nyoro~n :3: whats that demon girl in disgaea
Nyoro~n :3: i forgot her name
The Fin: etna!
Nyoro~n :3: thel ittle sis looks like her
*****
The Fin: oh clumsy oneechan
E Minor: how did that not snap her like a twig
*****
E Minor: oh noes
E Minor: you’ve unleashed the 1000 year demon
Nyoro~n :3: SEA EEL DEMON
E Minor: /raep
Nyoro~n :3: THAT ATTACHS TO YOUR PELVIS
Nyoro~n :3: IT WILL RAPE YOUR SISTER
The Fin: it is a 1000 year old vampire in the body of a 3 y/o
E Minor: but she’s mature on the inside
The Fin: eeldick vampire loli

*****

The Fin: I demand a magical transformation sequence
The Fin: THEY PROMISED
E Minor: next ep
Nyoro~n :3: NEXT EP ONE OF THEM GROWS A SEA EEL

*****

So it’s doubtful we’ll watch the next episode. Final thoughts?

E Minor: I think “kirei” was uttered about 8 fucking times throughout the whole show. About as often as the main girl giving her “O” face. That reminds me… I don’t even know her name–she’s utterly forgettable. Hell, the lead male hasn’t even said a word.

Nyoro~n :3: Minna, wakarimasen desuyo! Goddamn. My head seriously hurts. Gonna lie down.

The Fin: How can that possibly have been twenty minutes long? We don’t know shit about any of the characters or the plot. There is literally no reason for us to come back next week (we knew that already though).

So there you have it. Another quality anime. Here, have a fist.

But we’re just a bunch of bitter nerds here at Moe Sucks. Let’s pick one blog randomly off the tag search and see what they think.

The first episode is quite impressive primarily due Shichiro Kobayashi’s soft backgrounds and Ken Muramatsu’s tranquil music.

Priestess signing to the sea was my favorite scene. Although her voice is not very good, the landscape and music create a pleasant atmosphere

Unfortunately, character design does not fit my taste and prevents me from fully enjoying this anime. I am sure many other people will cover this show though because everything else is great. — Celestial Kitsune