Your crude, bulky swords might be big, but haven’t you heard?

It ain’t the size of the sword that matters, but how you use it.

Will you people never learn? Look at this majestic blade.

Aw yeah, just look at this beaut! Smooth, sharp… powerful. And that little curve at the end? I call that character! Scrawny? Scrawny?!

*sighs…. sheathes blade*

You call that smithery?

*scoffs*

This, motherfucker, is smithery.

I’M… ALMOST…. THER~E… IT’S NOT DONE YET. IT’S NOT DOOOOONE YET.

AUUUGGHUUUGUGGHUUGHH!

*wipes brow*

H-heh, I’m done.