The Sacred Blacksmith Ep. 1: Silly Westerners

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Your crude, bulky swords might be big, but haven’t you heard?

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It ain’t the size of the sword that matters, but how you use it.

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Will you people never learn? Look at this majestic blade.

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Aw yeah, just look at this beaut! Smooth, sharp… powerful. And that little curve at the end? I call that character! Scrawny? Scrawny?!

*sighs…. sheathes blade*

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You call that smithery?

*scoffs*

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This, motherfucker, is smithery.

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I’M… ALMOST…. THER~E… IT’S NOT DONE YET. IT’S NOT DOOOOONE YET.

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AUUUGGHUUUGUGGHUUGHH!

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*wipes brow*

H-heh, I’m done.

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