What exactly is this show about?

Yeah, nothing in Japan eases a distraught woman like getting on a subway train full of strange men.

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Miracle Train is like an education anime (eduanime???) about Tokyo’s train stations, full of corny ass train info shoehorned into every sentimental moment.

Whoa bro, you run real fast!

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I have to… because escalators are for… people!

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*heart swells with respect* W-w-why don’t we go find Kotaro!

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The problem is that I just don’t understand exactly who they’re going for.

Are they trying to appeal to girls with their badly drawn harem of bishounens (nevermind the pink loli thrown in there just to up the dangerous lack of moe)?

Oh look, she’s falling for a train station. I repeat: a train station.

Oh look, a train station is falling for a… uh, train… station…

But if this was going for the yaoi loving, bishie glomping contingency, what’s with all the boring details about trains nobody would give a shit about except train otakus. And those–let’s face it–are mostly men.

Aw shit, maybe Miracle Train is the first anime that caters to homosexual train otakus.