Bad anime featuring Facebook

I want to keep up with bad anime for a variety of reasons. Sometimes, they’re so bad that they’re good. Sometimes, they give me material for the Say What? section. The problem, however, is that it’s hard to watch bad anime alone. But no worries… this time, I will harness the power of Facebook to help me get through terrible shows. After all, Facebook has millions and millions of people and they can’t all be wrong.

Dog Days

It’s an anime about a dude who fell through a portal one day and landed on a dog girl who has a dog kingdom that needs saving. I think that about covers it ’cause this anime isn’t even so bad it’s good bad; it’s just bad bad. Duke, roll that beautiful bean footage:

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Look at that riveting action. No one seriously likes this, right? Right? Let’s do it, Facebook — gimme the lowdown.

Boop boop bloop boop bloop DING!

*****

A-Channel

Facebook hasn’t let me down quite yet. So it got one anime wrong. There are tons of anime out there so you’re bound to get weird results every now and then. Lessee… moving right along, we have A-Channel, a show I quickly abandoned after one episode. Was I too quick in my judgment?

Poor ol’ Run forgot to put on one of her socks. Hey, it happens — we can all empathize.

Uh… Facebook?

Boop boop bloop boop bloop DING!

Young schoolgirls forgetting to wear panties… SO ADORABLE.

*****

Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi

Next up, our BL anime of the season. Ritsu finds out that his former high school flame is now his boss. C’moooon Facebook, gimme what you got!

Boop boop bloop boop bloop DING!

Well, I dunno what “the new Junjou Romantica” means… but… okay!

Huh? What part are you talking about, a purple rat named Cheese Cake?

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Oh… oh…

I really, really disliked Junjou Romantica, and this is from the same creator, so I will probably hate it. I’m not a huge fan of the it’s-not-rape-it’s-love approach to BL, and Junjou Romantica was packed full of that. Blech. — adaywithoutme

Why didn’t I listen?

*****

I think I’m at a lost for words. Facebook… y-you’re breaking my heart. One last chance and nothing depressing, please! — just give me something… something inspiring and hopeful. Something to keep my chin up, a smile on my face, and a skip in my step. Okay, Facebook, hit me!

Boop boop bloop boop bloop DING!

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32 thoughts on “Bad anime featuring Facebook

  1. Pearz

    Dog days is awesome, I can say I seriously like it, the simple joy of a light-hearted fantasy. Not everything has to be super DEEP.

    ~Pearz

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    1. Nyoro~n :3

      If you’re havin’ anime problems I feel bad for you son,
      I got 99 problems but a bad anime ain’t one

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        1. Nyoro~n :3

          Actually, Ice-T is in my refrigerator right now since Hot-T isn’t so cool, but thanks for being concerned!

          Reply
  2. inushinde

    Eh, I’ve found Dog Days enjoyable so far. I don’t acknowledge it as anything more than a guilty pleasure though. Decent way to kill 22 minutes, but not worth remembering half a year down the line.

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    1. E Minor Post author

      Putting the quality of Dog Days aside for a minute, there’s still a stark difference between ‘enjoyable’ and the adjectives ‘awesome’ and ‘amazing’ being used to describe it.

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      1. inushinde

        I concur completely. I won’t ever describe it as anything but “Alright, I guess” or something along those lines. Nor can I see where people are getting the ‘awesome’ from.

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          1. inushinde

            Well, that’s the only one of the four that I’ve bothered watching.
            A Channel looked like an even worse K-On and I’d rather not subject myself to that again, I’m not into BL, and Seikon no Qwaser just doesn’t appeal to me.

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  3. KizukuKanshi

    I agree with “not bad” and “fun” for Dog Days. It also gives me acute diabetes and reminds me of certain fermented milk products.

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  4. Richfeet

    Dog days: the finest student under dynasty warriors. You got over 30 guys and and only 2 are attacking. Oi why they fail military for ever.

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      1. Lien

        I was actually playing a dynasty warriors 4 a few weeks ago. The AI is indeed that terrible so bad they care more about making sure you don’t get on a horse than killing you. >_>

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  5. Thearbee

    Dog Days = Crap.
    A Channel = Blah.
    Sekai-ichi = Meh. Sister turned to me for a few seconds because of a “OMG JUNJOU ROMANTICA CAMEO LOOKLOOKLOOK IT’S AKIHIKO!”

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        1. E Minor Post author

          Trolled me from watching their product? Sure, I guess. Good job, Shaft.

          No, I know what Madoka’s like — more serious than it looks, etc; I’ve read other people’s thoughts on it. Despite all of this, I just don’t care.

          Reply

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