Pfft, there’s nothing to see anyway.
It’s time to introduce a new girl, because we men get bored easily. We can’t possibly focus our attention on just one lady at a time. Plus, the new haremette is blonde, so you know she’s rich. And because she’s rich, you know she has a servant. So y’see, it’s like a 2-for-1 deal! And since Bunny Teacher already prances around in a maid’s outfit, it wouldn’t make much sense to make this new girl a maid as well. Therefore, she gets to be a butler, but the anime really dropped the ball on not making her a reverse trap of some sort.
What’s what? I don’t see anything.
Yeah, as soft as a cutting board, I’m sure.
Afterwards, we find out how Tor’s best bud had managed to survive despite having his Blaze destroyed or whatever. Y’know, just in case you really cared.
‘Cause she’s evil?
Not like it matters. Even evil teachers get rehired in an instant. Our heroes try to confront her, but it’s no use when your school’s headmaster is some gothic loli. According to the gothic loli, Bunny Teacher’s unorthodox method managed to make the students stronger, and that’s all that matters!
So things are briefly back to normal until the blonde haremette finally decides to show up to class. And of course, she just walks right up to the harem lead and demands his time and attention.
Oh, I suppose we should let the girl introduce herself. Yeah, she’s from England. And Julie’s from some Scandinavian country. Someone’s got a thing for white girls.
Long story short, Lilith wants the harem lead all to herself. She came all the way out here, because the guy is special. She hasn’t met the guy, nor does she even know what he’s like, but by golly, he’s special. And it’s okay if she breaks the laws, ’cause she’s an Exception:
But Julie and Thor are both Avengers, apparently. And Thor is already an Irregular. But again, it’s okay, ’cause Lilith is an Unrivaled, and so’s Thor! Last but not least, they’re all Stupid-As-Fuck.
Predictably enough, Thor won’t leave his Scandinavian haremette just to Duo it up with some English strumpet. I suspect it’s because Julie’s whiter. Guys, guys… if we just name this Absolute Harem, then everyone can get with Thor!
The next day, Thor takes his pale princess to go shopping for clothes. Exciting anime. Julie might be all European and everything, but she’s literally too dumb to walk through a mall without being carried away by little children. So of course, the harem lead needs to hold her hand like she has special needs.
Later, they sit down to enjoy some sweets. I was initially surprised to see that they weren’t eating crepes, which is all the rage in most harem series. But of course, we’ve got a Euro fetish going here, so it’s gelato.
Again, our special needs child needs your manly help. I’ve seen Tamagotchis that are more self-sufficient than these haremettes. We wouldn’t want Julie to feed herself, though. It might hurt the audience’s feeling to know that your true love doesn’t need to depend on you every single second that she’s awake.
That spoon, though.
That despair because you have to hang out with a girl, though.
Anyway, Julie manages to get drunk off of rum raisin gelato. That’s supposed to be funny, I guess. Laugh, you guys. Don’t make the anime feel bad.
The Japanese haremettes are literally relegated to the background.
As a result, they run into a bunch of asshole men! Y’see, Thor might seem pathetic to you, but the only alternative are rapists so you may as well just give yourself up to the harem lead.
Thor initially defends those two, but Lilith shows up out of nowhere to shoot people down with her rifle. Oh boy. Welp, that’s the end of the episode. Tune in next time to Absolute “Why White Girls Are the Master Race” Duo.