Shinmai Maou no Testament Ep. 3 & 4: To the zero dimension

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Yeah, I have two episodes to cover, but I don’t intend to dwell too long on them. Maybe things will return to normal this week, but like with the Absolute Duo post, I’ll just try to make this quick and (relatively) painless. Maybe too fast and painless.

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When I last left off, Yuki was telling Basara to stay away from Mio. Naturally, a harem lead will do no such thing.

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Mio obliges by already falling in love with the guy. If anything, at least the show is quick and efficient.

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Yeah, that’s right. The succubus and the demon lord princess is happy to have met a good person. Well, don’t we all?

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And like I’ve said, the show is very efficient. Action scene? You mean panty-flashing scene. It’s just too bad it doesn’t look like her torso is properly connected to her ass.

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Drugs. Not even once, man.

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That’s what pedophiles say to kids. Just sayin’.

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You knew this was coming.

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Is that what Japanese kids are calling a boner these days? “Caeki?” Is that why the KyoAni girls love “caeki?”

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That “caeki” sure has a lot of scars on it. Anyway, let’s just fast forward to the next day…

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I don’t even know what that means. How dare he fall asleep? Eventually, Mio falls ill from too much negative thinking, i.e. she gets horny.

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So she gets taken to the nurse’s office, and of course, the nurse has giant tits. I didn’t take a screenshot, though. I’m lazy.

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While Basara is later hanging out with his best bud, Yuki tries to confront Mio and tell the demon lord princess to go away.

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Unfortunately, this guy shows up and crashes the party. Gee, I wonder who he could be. Nope, I don’t have a single clue in the world.

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Bits and pieces about Basara’s past is revealed to us, but more will be revealed even later, so I’ll just hold off until then. For the time being, he sacrifices himself in order to save Mio’s life, but that doesn’t mean he can’t feel her up at the same time.

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We move onto the fourth episode, where we learned that someone had gone nuts in Basara’s village. Point being, the harem lead had to do something special to save his village.

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After taking an injured Basara home, Mio stupidly thinks she can go up against the masked demon all by himself.

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Naturally, it doesn’t work, but Yuki has magically come around and decides to help out.

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At first, she manages to break through the bad guy’s initial defenses, but then this shitty CGI ball comes right for her. It’s supposedly a very powerful spell, but this anime can’t even manage to convey that. So it’s up to Basara to handle the job… even though he’s greatly injured or something. So how did he save his village back then? He apparently has this ability to send things to the zero dimension.

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Seriously, the zero dimension. Please. Just read that shit out to yourself. Literally just sound the words out. Anyway, he was a kid back then, so he couldn’t control his power, blah blah blah.

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In other words, he didn’t just send the bad guy to the zero dimension. And instead of having compassion, the Hero Clan exiled the kid’s sorry ass. I’m not giving you guys a perfect 100% explanation of the story, but it’s a story you’ve heard a billion times before. Don’t sweat it. It’s nothing new. This time around, however, Basara’s got it down, boys!

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And with the help of lolis, they overcome his best friend the masked demon.

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Unfortunately, he lets his guard down, so this thing shows up out of nowhere and stabs him in the back. I just find it funny how demons just pop out of nowhere to constantly shiv people.

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This makes Mio go berserk, and her powers are threatening to destroy the human realm or whatever. More generic shit, basically. She tells the harem lead to kill her, but he says that a brother is supposed to protect his sister even it means going against the world. Well, that’s just plain wrong. I’d sell my sister out just a stick of gum… if I had one.

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But Basara carefully uses his banishing powers to fix everything.

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The next day, Basara confronts his best friend. Gee, I don’t know, dude… maybe it was your Vegeta hair? Plus, what does that asshole think he’s doing? He’s supposed to be the pervert who shamelessly hits on girls to no avail. He’s not allowed to try to move up harem hierarchy! Anyway, long story short, they’re back to being buds. More accurately, they’re temporary allies because the best friend can’t exactly go home and tell everyone that he failed.

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Elsewhere, good ol’ dad would rather hang out in some shitty jungle than be a father to his own son.


14 Replies to “Shinmai Maou no Testament Ep. 3 & 4: To the zero dimension”

      1. It would be funny if the zero dimensional protagonist accidentally crosses into that dimension and and bleeds out instantly.

  1. It was so obvious that masked demon was his pervert friend, this anime is so bad that they don’t even try to I don’t know giving him a helmet-like mask to disguise his identity more efficiently, the “twist” was plain obvious from the moment he appeared.
    I don’t watch this shit but just by looking at the screenshots I figure that out. (loool he even appeared on the rooftop)

    1. I was thinking it might be his arm, but then what the heck is all the white stuff? Is it soap? Why is she licking “soap” off his “arm”? Nobody knows.

  2. Wouldn’t you prefer to be in some jungle than get stuck with all this shit going on? Haha!
    No, really, when are they gonna pull out the mosaics and make this a full-on hentai? There’s no other way this can end.

    1. No, really, when are they gonna pull out the mosaics and make this a full-on hentai?

      Can just look at the light novel’s official art for that.

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