Saturday’s Pile of Junk: Dokyuu Hentai HxEros Ep. 5

Let’s add a bug to the harem. Uh… a furry bug.

— The gang needs to save Kirara, but they’re all outta H-energy. As a result, Momoka thinks she has a foolproof plan: just hand their panties over to Ret! Unfortunately, this only works for her. See, kids? This is what we call a fetish. Not everyone shares your fetish… especially if you’re a weirdo foot worshipper.

— Personally, I don’t find anything sexy about used panties. Seems kinda unsanitary…

— Luckily for the other two, they quickly find a way to charge their H-energy: get on a crowded train. C’mon, guys, we’re supposed to be socially distancing.

— Meanwhile, Kirara uses some clever tactics to try and make her escape. Unfortunately, she ends up getting distracted by the princess of all censor bugs. For some reason, Chacha is some sort of insect-mammal hybrid. Wouldn’t that be quite advantageous? Apparently not. The censor bugs have her all locked up even though she has the ability to make people horny. I mean, wouldn’t that make it easier for them to steal people’s H-energy? And why would Chacha’s mutations make her unsuitable for the environment? Ah, whatever. Let’s not pretend that we can do a deep-dive on this show’s lore.

— Chacha tries to recharge Kirara’s H-energy, but it doesn’t quite work. Well, I’m not really surprised. I don’t think most girls will get off from just having their cleavage licked. But in all seriousness, Kirara probably can’t summon up any H-energy unless she’s thinking about Ret.

For some reason, these stupid anime characters are always surprised to learn that their friends would try and save them.

— Anyways, Kirara spent too much time chatting with Chacha that she gets captured again, so we get a typical hostage situation. Like always, the good guys listen to the bad guys and throw down their “weapons.”

— Ret once again tells Kirara that he wishes could’ve protected her. Uh-huh, tell me something new. He also wants her to know that she has nothing to be ashamed of. This kinda rings hollow, because he hasn’t exactly acted like a typical, horny teenager himself. He’s still the squeaky clean harem protagonist who wouldn’t dare touch these girls. It’s just an accident, you guys! I totally trip and faceplanted into her crotch! So yeah, that’s the problem with this anime. It wants to have it both ways.

— Nevertheless, his impassioned mini-speech works on Kirara, so she remembers how had high hopes for her high school life. She’d get a boyfriend, hang out by not even facing each other, and otherwise bang all day or something. And just like that, she suddenly has enough H-energy to wipe the bad guys and the entire nest out. But is anything really gonna change, though? Is she really gonna be less prudish in later episodes? Is she really gonna be honest about her feelings towards Ret? Pfft, I’ll believe it when I see it.

— Where did they find the loincloths? I bet they’re just buck-naked in the manga.

— Kirara is now all worn out, so she tells Ret to save Chacha. Welp, he sure did save her… and Chacha repays him by morphing into a furry version of Kirara. I guess if he can’t have the real thing, he at least has a backup.

— Momoka is oddly thrilled by these developments.

1 thought on “Saturday’s Pile of Junk: Dokyuu Hentai HxEros Ep. 5

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    > But is anything really gonna change, though? Is she really gonna be less prudish in later episodes? Is she really gonna be honest about her feelings towards Ret? Pfft, I’ll believe it when I see it.

    Actual character development? In my trash ecchi series? Hahahahahahahahaha

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