First impressions: A warmongering noblewoman becomes a bride, and drama brews at an opera school

In the land of-… whoa, three moons? Man, the tides must suck. Anyway, in this land, the noblewoman Serafina attempts to lead an army eastward in order to claim fertile territory from the barbarians. Thus begins the first episode of The Barbarian’s Bride. Basically, it’s an invasion; the barbarians have every right to defend their home. In Sera’s mind, however, this is her kingdom’s only solution to the famine that ails her people. To nobody’s surprise, the rest of the nobility are gleefully fattening their coinpurses, because war is profitable. It’s familiar if unoriginal world-building. The people starve while the fat cats party and feast (actual cats not invited). The people could probably survive this famine if the rich weren’t hoarding all the resources. Oh yeah, they’re also misogynistic! Have we painted a clear enough picture yet? Has this completely one-sided portrayal of the noblewoman’s kingdom convinced you that they deserve to be hated? Unfortunately, Sera’s hands aren’t exactly clean either. Look, I get the logic. Even if she knows that most of the spoils will end up in the ruling class’s coffers, the riches will surely “trickle down” and save the people. It will, right? It must! And thus she fights to maintain the status quo, because she sees no other option. But again, this is an invasion. She’s hoping to steal from others — others that she has deemed “barbaric.” Why is it okay in her mind to take from them? Because she’s racist.

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Haibara’s Teenage New Game+ Ep. 2: Instant gratification

Natsuki has an upcoming group hangout with his new friends, but he doesn’t have the clothes for it. Fortunately, he has a childhood friend to offer her expert advice. Not like we can just research it on the internet or anything. The thing is, you don’t even need to guess what the main character will be wearing. It’s always the same, drab get-up in every show. Yawn. Some series will push the envelope when it comes to female fashion, but male characters are often doomed to be boring. Well, it beats a tracksuit, I guess.

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First impressions: A depressed girl and her equally depressing replica, and a graffiti artist tries to gatekeep

In Even a Replica Can Fall in Love, Sunao can create a replica of herself known simply as Nao. Whenever Sunao is feeling depressed and listless, she has her replica take her place at school. They’ve never run into any problem until now, because the replica has never deigned to step out of line. But when Nao starts befriending a male classmate — and we already know from the title that she’s destined to fall in love with the guy — things start to get a little complicated for the two girls. Will the original come to resent her replica? It sure seems like we’re headed in that direction. The whole episode is a downer in general, because Nao keeps insisting that she merely exists for Sunao’s benefit. You just know that as her relationship with the boy progresses, the existential dread will become louder and louder until disaster strikes.

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First impressions: Ragebait disguised as a romcom, and Hitch if Will Smith was an anime cross-dresser

So often, I watch anime where the main characters are children, because that’s just the nature of the beast. Anime caters to a younger audience, so the protagonists tend to skew on the younger side of the age spectrum. Just to mix things up, however, let’s watch a couple of shows starring adults — working adults with responsibilities.

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