Musings on Yaoi and Those Who Love It

I'm coocoo for yaoi puffs!

When people say, “You don’t live and breathe ‘x,’ so you can’t possibly understand it and thus can’t possibly criticize it,” I imagine that this argument somewhat applies to how I feel about yaoi. I know what it is, but I’ve never actually sat down and read a yaoi manga nor seen a yaoi anime (aside from Genshiken’s hilarious parody). So how can I really criticize yaoi, you know?

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But you cannot look at that!

'Cause only I can look at Haruhi's buttocks.

“Cause only I can look at Haruhi’s buttocks!*

You only get a link because he disabled embedding. But I’m a nice guy so here’s a bonus video. Trust me, dude’s awesome. Even the background image for his Youtube profile owns.


Jūden-chan Raus!

Her name is literally Plug

After the utter failure of ~Phantom~~Tilde~for~the~Phantom~~ to excite the interests of the Moe Sucks staff, we decided to move on to the suspiciously semitic-sounding Fight Ippatsu! Jūden-chan!! What we didn’t know is that we were in for a surprise (Ed.’s note: if only we had seen the promo)! Although at first Juden-chan appeared to be embarrassingly lame fanservice, by the end of the episode we all felt the show had really made a splash!

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Phantom ~Requiem for the Phantom~ Ep.1

Shadowy organizations, check. Two assassins, check. Vague religious symbolism complete with shitty Gregorian chanting, check. Ali Project ED, check. Banging viewers over the head with the puppet metaphor, fucking check.

You know what? You already did it with Noir ~Booya of the Noir~ first and better, Bee Train. Why the fuck would you do it again?


Oh, but I guess the gimmick of Phantom ~Requiem for the Phantom~ is a dick. Real big shocker that he has unlimited potential, but ooh, he can’t remember his past except in washed out flashbacks. I’m beginning to think that Bee Train is brilliant actually. Think about it: DARK EMO PAST draws in the closet shounen lovers who are too proud to just watch Bleach. On the other hand, dangle a slow, brooding romance full of painful embraces to get the fangirls. Kudos.

No~ we’re not watching~ anymore episodes~ This show~ was so generic~ ~~~I didn’t feel like taking screenshots~~~