This could have been funny in an ironic way. It’s so over the top, it can’t not be funny. Too bad almost all the ridiculous scenes were censored out.
Don’t get me wrong — I think this anime is trash if taken seriously, but regardless of what I think of it, censorship is silly. When it comes to Seikon no Qwaser, censorship makes it so that you can’t even understand what’s happening onscreen. After all, wasn’t Queen’s Blade even more risque than this? Maybe Seikon no Qwaser is being shown at an earlier time slot or something, but even if that’s the case, why make a show based around a breast-feeding premise if you want to appeal to a larger crowd?
At the end of the episode, Sasha, our hero, uses his iron manipulating power to cause a table to tip over and stuff to happen. I literally mean stuff because that’s how confusing the censoring is.
Hey, that’s a good question. Why are we zoomed into your face?
In your mind, picture a girl falling down and tipping over a table in the process. How does anything get stuck in her? We could ask the anime, but apparently it’s too scared to tell us. Christ, what happened to her forehead?
The following is the most confusing scene in the episode. The villain, some serial killer who has been murdering virgin schoolgirls for their “soma,” launches an attack which involves bending backwards in a real painful way while kissing a ruby on a cross.
Maybe that’s the only way for her to summon up magnesium. Oh wait, she’s done it before casually… We cut suddenly to Sasha’s closed lipped face but we distinctly hear his voice call out to Teresa.
Maybe he also has telepathy along with his iron powers, I dunno. So what happens next?
…wha? Why are they floating? How are they avoiding those rings of (I presume) magnesium? Why do they need to spin? It’s one thing to be absurdly unrealistic, but the censorship hides everything so now the anime is just downright confusing. We then pan skyward.
Before we can see the projectiles shatter the huge glass window in the ceiling, we suddenly cut to a painting of (I’m not religious but I think) the Virgin Mary. Why?
Only to then cut back to the giant sky window.
Which proceeds to shatter despite the fact that we don’t see anything hitting it. Hm. And how does that help our band of heroes anyhow? By directing the magnesium rings up into the window, the shards of glass will just fall down onto them-
No… no, apparently the window shards will just rain softly around them as Sasha continues breastfeeding peacefully. Ah fuck it.
But the one thing they don’t bother to censor is the shounen hero mindlessly groping a girl.
Misc. Other Nonsense
— Where did Dad go?
Oh. I guess we’ll just go on with our lives. With no money, no guardians…
— More than a handful is too much.
Poor girl’s gonna have serious back issues. So far in the anime, it seems like the bigger the breasts, the dumber the girl.
— “Soma from virgins is definitely more powerful.”
Uh, why? How does having had a dick inside you suddenly turn your “soma” weak? Is it magic? Magical milk weakening powers of the penis? By the way, how do you even know this, Mr. Pirate Priest?