S14 Harem Hill, Seikoku no Dragonar Ep. 9: More tentacles than all the woodblock prints in the world

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Yeah, yeah, don’t start freaking out over the lack of Kanojo ga Flag o Oraretara. I’ll cover it tomorrow… maybe. But before we get to the latest episode of Seikoku no Dragonar, I’m been thinking. What is the point of Harem Hill anyway? Right now, it’s kind of indistinguishable from the other posts I write, isn’t it? The only difference is that I’m covering a bunch of harem anime. So y’know, I think I should tone these posts back a bit. For a show like Nisekoi, sure, I’ll break down the character interactions and everything. But for ecchifests like Seikoku no Dragonar, there’s no need to do any sort of extensive recap. Yeah, yeah… from now on, I’m going to streamline these posts. Mostly ’cause I’m lazy. Alright, onto our crappy dragon-riding, sperm-jacking anime…

— To give you guys a bit of context, Gawain has decided to commit dragon suicide at some mausoleum. Therefore, Ash Blake and his haremettes are rushing to save Lucca’s dragon from becoming an hero. Unfortunately, they run into Milgauss…

— This time, Milgauss doesn’t summon just a single zombie dragon. Instead, he calls forth an entire army of zombie dragons! And for some reason, uh, they all want to tentacle rape every single one of the girls…

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I like how the tentacles tantalizingly rip off Silvia’s clothes one-by-one. Zombie dragons just know how to push the audience’s buttons, I guess. Luckily for Silvia, Lancelot steps in and saves its master from losing her top. It just had to wait until the tentacles were about to titfuck Silvia before it could step in.

— Elsewhere, Rebecca leads her classmates against the horde of zombie dragons descending upon them. You’d think a fullscale dragon-on-dragon battle would be exciting, but it basically amounts to good guys’ dragons floating around, charging up their “lazers:”

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Oh, you don’t even want to know what the zombie dragons are up to. Well, you’ll find out soon enough.

— Ash Blake and his haremettes proceed to fly through the longest tunnel over. This gives Ash Blake the opportunity to request yet another Arch armor from his dragon loli. But uguu, while Eco is working on a new suit of armor, her body will be defenseless in the real world. Manly Ash Blake knows what to do, however, as he wraps one arm around her waif-like torso:

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Ugh, where’s a tsundere shark when you need one? Oh, there we go:

don't touch me there

— Eventually, our heroes come face to face with Milgauss himself. Wait, it turns out Milgauss is none other than the possessed Prince Julius, the disgraced brother of the Lautreamont family! I guess Silvia’s brother was never executed after all. And now he’s going to have his zombie dragons rape his imouto. Cool.

— In the magical dragon workshop, Eco needs Navi’s help to construct Ash Blake’s latest Arch. Navi will only help, however, if Eco makes a promise: she must give her body and soul to Ash Blake. Uguu, how embarrassing…

— But let’s check-up on Rebecca and her army. How have they been faring against the horde of zombie dragons?

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Well, I guess Ash Blake will have one less problem to worry about. But yeah, we proceed to see the tentacles restrain a countless number of girls:

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I’m positive Dragonar Academy has male students too, but they’ve conveniently disappeared for the time being. Wouldn’t want any dongs to get in the way of this awesome spectacle.

— When the anime cuts back to Ash Blake and his haremettes, the girls are being “attacked” by tentacles too, but it’s never quite clear what the zombie dragons are trying to do. Are they trying to impregnate these girls in order to give “birth” to more undead dragons or what?

— Ash Blake, you promised to protect Eco’s body!

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In fact, you’re kind of a shitty harem lead. All of your girls are being netorare’d right in front of you:

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C’mon, dude, what are you going to do about this?

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Seriously?

— Anyway, the end of the fight is boring. Naturally, Milgauss escapes because this isn’t the last episode. Still, the heroics manage to inspire Lucca so much that she jumps off a cliff and drags Ash Blake with her. After all, she now has the courage to ride Gawain! She’ll no longer be afraid of him! You go, girl!

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But uh, is there any reason we’re staring at your ass?

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Yes, that’s right. Her mark, which is on her ass, starts to glow.

facepalm

Lucca proceeds to say, “Here, Gawain, have some. Tap into my astral flow. Drink me in.”

ew

— The girl does some shit which makes all of the zombie dragons to disintegrate. Yay, we’ve saved the day. Great stuff.

— The very next day, our heroes can’t even celebrate when Silvia receives a letter. Apparently, her father requests her presence. Not only that, he wants Silvia to bring Ash Blake and Eco along with her. Oh boy, are we meeting the parents already? I can’t wait! But for now, I’m out.

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5 thoughts on “S14 Harem Hill, Seikoku no Dragonar Ep. 9: More tentacles than all the woodblock prints in the world”

  1. Good ol’ moe shark.

    I am to this day confused beyond belief as to why in the hell modern anime keeps trying to be porn without porn. I just don’t understand the market for this. I get that, since it’s not specifically hentai they have a bigger budget and easier merchandising, but really this is ridiculous.

    It’s that teasing thing you’ve mentioned before, and it’s only getting worse. Now instead of the characters not getting to p-p-put it in, we’ve got full on hentai cliches for an ENTIRE episode that go no where.
    I mean, I’m not upset they go no where, since zombie dragon tentacle donging doesn’t exactly sound like a fun time, but it’s just…agh

    Anyway, I’m down for you taking just cliffnotes. It’ll help make things punchier for harem shows that don’t give you enough to work with otherwise, and honestly I doubt you’d be able to write a normal review for episodes like this one anyway. What kind of introspection or analysis could anyone possibly get from glowing ass tattoos? haha

    1. What kind of introspection or analysis could anyone possibly get from glowing ass tattoos?

      It’s more that no one would care anyway. Milgauss is up to something, but do you actually care?

  2. Dragonar and the flag show aren’t that fun to bash, they’re just stupid.
    I suppose harems like sao, mahouka and nisekoi are fun to bash because they think they’re actually serious and dramatic.

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