In this week’s episode, we will justify unwanted molestation! Read on to find out how!
— More gravity-defying breasts.
— Profound words from the harem lead: “I’ll protect what I choose to protect….” Then again, he and his ilk aren’t even creative. They simply call themselves the Hero Clan.
— Mio is deeply concerned about the fact that she couldn’t protect herself. But this is a trashy harem, so enough about her insecurities. Let’s have her faint, so that the hero has a reason to burst into the bathroom and gawk at his naked “imouto.” It’s not like there’s another person in the house who might be able to help or anything.
— Mio then recovers quickly enough. It’s almost as if she didn’t really need to pass out! She then indignantly slaps his hand away, because Basura had the gall to help them at the end of last week’s episode. Like why would he help them? WHY?! I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY ANIME PROTAGONISTS CAN BE SUCH HELPFUL IDIOTS!
— Uguu, you were just trying to protect me, so now, I will protect you, my well-endowed demon lord. She should probably pop those two giant zits on her tits, though.
— All of a sudden, the conversation turns sour when the girls ask how Basura was able to negate Maria’s magic. Tragic backstory? Do tell!
— We, however, see Mio’s parents dramatically burst into flames instead. In quite a hilarious fashion too, I might add.
— So Basura and Mio are supposed to form a master-servant pact or whatever. You know, typical harem anime shit. It works by having the servant kiss the seal that appears on one of the master’s hands. Unfortunately, Maria is trolling Mio or something, so the seal appears on Basara’s right hand instead. Oh boy, we’ve totally subverted these tropes…
— The best part is how Basara is expected to just comply and become Mio’s servant — she even sends him on a guilt trip — but when the tables are turned, she hems and haws.
— Uh, I think our demon lord is packing a little extra sumthin’…
— So because Mio refused to kiss the back of Basara’s hand, she is now extremely horny. It’s a curse!
— The problem is solved easily enough! Just make Mio submit! And that is how yet another anime justifies forcing an imouto character to be submissive. I mean, you wouldn’t want to be cursed with sexual desires, would you?
— I don’t think breasts are supposed to do that.
— Get molested by a “brother” you hardly know? Pfft, just accept it.
— Yep, still the worst-looking anime breasts in recent memory.
— Well, even though we have heroes and demons and succubi, our characters still have to go to school. This time, however, it’s the harem lead who is the transfer student. Not Maria, though. She has a license that claims she’s an adult.
— Mio defiantly tells Basura not to cling to her at school. Uh-huh. Sure. Whatever you say. You know he’s just going to be in her class anyway.
— You don’t say.
— The too-average boy is immediately embraced by the class representative. Nothing excites a girl more than mediocrity. But we quickly find out that the girl is none other than Yuuki, a childhood friend. Well, every harem anime has to have at least one.
— We’re going through the checklist now. Next trope up, please! Hurry, hurry! We haven’t got all day! You there! Identify yourself!
“I-I’m the “All the boys are angry at me because the hot girls like me” trope, sir!”
Very good. We’ve been expecting you! Now where’s the useless, perverted best friend who can never get with any girl?
“Reporting for duty, sir!”
You’re an episode late, buddy! I hope you have a good excuse!
“I was busy acquiring access to the school’s rooftop, sir! Every harem lead must get exclusive rights to hang out on the rooftop, sir!”
Tch, I guess that’ll do.
“And here’s a bonus tale about how Mio and Yuki are the school’s idols, sir!”
Well then… I guess everything is in order for at least this week.
— To Mio’s chagrin, Yuuki wants to meet Basara alone after school. There, we learn that Basara is also a creep. But more importantly, she tells him to stay away from Mio… and then the episode ends. Wow, what a cliffhanger! But anyway, that’s it till next week…