When we last left off, Blondie wanted to kill Catgirl ’cause catgirl is supposedly an evil specter from the netherworld or something. On the other hand, Blondie looks like one of those generic aliens with the big heads and the small bodies. I have no idea how this is supposed to be considered sexually appealing.
If you know someone’s true name in this anime, you can control them. It’s like a shitty Rumplestiltskin. The Harem Lead learns people’s names by kissing them. I imagine he’ll only kiss girls for the rest of the series, though. The show might have be pretty transgressive if he went about kissing every single person he came across, but nah, let’s just do a shitty harem instead.
Catgirl gives Harem Lead a peck on the cheek, so he not only learns her real name, but what her past was like. Apparently, she literally used to be a cat. And now, she’s a haremette. A haremette who is reduced to this sort of bullshit. Sad times, boys.
Yeah, Blondie lives by herself. And yeah, Blondie lives in a pigsty. Harem Lead’s going to have to prove his worth by cleaning up after the girl, and this way, he deserves sex. That’s the logic behind these shows.
And now that Harem Lead has learned Catgirl’s true name, she clings to him and calls him master. Obviously, these people have never had an actual cat as a pet. See if an actual cat gives a shit if you know its true name.
Haha, Perverted Best Friend, you’re such a card. Okay, now disappear from the rest of the episode.
Cat Girl has thrown caution to the wind and decided to just wear a maid outfit.
Elsewhere, a locker room full of girls is beset by ghost rats. They’re not real rats, because normal people can’t really see them. But even so, these ghost rats feed you the illusion that they’re eating away at your flesh, and despite this, you feel incredible sexual pleasure. Nope, you didn’t misread that. You feel incredible pleasure at having your flesh being eaten in this anime.
Hey look, it’s Fabian.
Well, this a convenient time to be useless.
Cat Girl has never been taught how to use the litter box.
But speaking of Cat Girl, she hasn’t actually attacked humans, so she’s running low on spirit power or some shit. And the only way to stay in the human world is to have spirit power. There are two solutions. One, they can feed the bad guy to her, but that requires beating the bad guy. Two, Harem Lead can just give up some of his “life force,” but this might kill him. Welp, you gotta do what you gotta do, right? *zip*
Whoa whoa, I was just joking!
Blah blah blah, the fight against Fabian doesn’t go to well…
…so we’re just going to make out in this rat-infested cave.
Ugh. My stomach just turned. Anyway, Harem Lead’s saliva is special or some shit, so french kissing him empowers Cat Girl enough that she can beat Fabian. Poor Fabian. He just wanted to be a doctor.
Later, we find out that Harem Lead is special (no, really?). He can regenerate his “life force” really quickly, so he’s got plenty to share. So let the hareming begin…
This generic shrine maiden will be the next girl to join the harem.
Oh come on, she has to eat on the ground too?