Saturday’s Pile of Junk: Dokyuu Hentai HxEros Ep. 4

Right…

— The bad guys don’t have enough manpower to take over the world, so they’re trying to win by driving us into extinction via stealing our libido. Obviously, it’s a silly plan. If they don’t have enough manpower to fight us directly, what would they have enough manpower to negatively affect the birth rate? While they’re busy stealing libidos, people around the world are still having sex and popping out babies. Plus, they’re picking a poor nation to attack. Japan already has its issues with negative birth rates.

— By the way, this is apparently the final boss.

— At first, it seems as though the bad guys have gotten their hands on Maihime. It turns out, however, that this is just one of her erotic dreams. I guess her “H energy” is cultivated by her wacky escapades at night. The dog simply helps.

— We learn a little more about Maihime this week and how she’s good friends with Chiya, the “Prince” of her girls-only school. All I can say is that it’s one of those anime tropes.

— Chiya is good at everything (including dancing like a dork), but Maihime is a huge klutz who can’t do anything right. So again, I guess we have yet another girl dealing with an inferiority complex. Kinda silly to reuse the same issue, but whatever. Ain’t my ecchi anime.

— So this is where the story pivots to demonstrate to us that Maihime does have a talent. That’s right, she can save us from weirdo pervert aliens! And since this is Japan, the aliens obviously have tentacles. Since when do they not?

— And one of those tentacles just happens to be Ret. Yup. That’s the bad guy’s power. She can turn people into tentacles, then those tentacles will turn more people into tentacles. It’s like a tentacle rape pyramid scheme.

— This is where I expected Maihime to show off some cool power that she’s been hiding under wraps. But no, she just screams her clothes off, and that’s enough to defeat the bad guy. Well, whatever gets the job done.

— And yes, as soon as Ret is back to normal, he and Maihime get into an embarrassing mishap.

— But on the bright side, Maihime impresses Chiya!

— In the second half of the story, we focus on Sora, the girl who keeps crawling into Ret’s bed. If you forgot, she groped Kirara at the end of last week’s episode.

— What’s her gimmick? Well, she cultivates her “H energy” by drawing dirty manga, and she has identified Kirara as the perfect specimen. Why would the latter agree to posing nude? I mean, wouldn’t you? If one of your bros asked you to get naked for his hobby, you’d do it too, right? C’mon, bro, just be cool.

— At the end of the day, however, the girls can only look. Only Ret is allowed to touch.

— Once again, there’s an attack in the city, and this time, we get to see Sora in action. She basically sprouts wings that can shoot projectiles. I dunno, that’s cooler than screaming someone to death… but on the other hand, Maihime could be the frontman for a metal band. I guess it really depends on what you’re looking for.

— The attack, however, is just a trap! Oh no, Kirara is in trouble! It turns out Maihime’s dirty dream was prophetic after all. Man, look at this anime. So many twists and turns.

— By the way, I’m blogging these terrible shows just because there aren’t any good ones. The mediocre shows aren’t worth the effort, so I’d rather just get these low hanging fruits out of the way so I can get back to playing games.

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