…anime pulls me back in. Wait, no, it doesn’t. Here are several “synopses” for the following anime season.

The ‘Fractale System’ is on the brink of collapse. A boy named Kurain embarks on a journey to search for Furyune–a girl who disappeared, leaving behind only a pendant. Kurain will eventually learn the secrets of the ‘system.’

That is brilliant. It is absolutely stunning in its inability to tell me anything. It’s just a string of sentences.

lol check it out there’s a guy… a girl… and a pendant lol whatever watch if you want idc

10 years ago, Yumeji Hujuwara noticed he had a power to see multicolored auras surrounding a person’s body when he looks at them through his fingers. Every so often Yumeji has dreams about a war with cats. One day a girl falls on top of him.

Seriously?

Mahiro Yasaka is chased by aliens one night until Nyarlathotep saves him. “Nyariko” is a formless Cthulu deity who can take on the shape of anyone it wishes, but particularly the shape of a silver-haired girl.

hey guys check out my new anime where yog sothoth is an ordinary high school girl yuriko. she is a shy but typically normal girl except for one extraordinary ability: she can read other people’s kokoro. with her talking cat friend she solves mysteries with the power to drag the entire world into insanity and bring about the end times. one day a boy falls on her.

I’m out.