Fancy preview post? I’m afraid this is the best that I can do. Let’s get to it.
Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru Zoku
Antisocial kid gets the golden opportunity of the lifetime to hang out with the school’s prettiest girl? Sure. And tomorrow night, I’m flying to the moon. Not gonna watch it, since I never watched the first season.
Girl can see ghosts. I bet it’s not as scary as them Tokyo ghouls, though…
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha ViVid
Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru no Darou ka?
Her name is Eyes. EYES. Because you ain’t lookin’ at her eyes are ya? Yo, up here, buddy. Pfft, all men are the same. Anyway, looks like another generic sword and slash adventurer anime–… “He later encounters Hestia, a god called a ‘Lolita god’ due to her stature who falls in love with him.” WELP I’M FUCKING SOLD.
Nagato Yuki-chan no Shoushitsu
Spinoff of Haruhi for some reason. There are sill Haruhi fans, I guess.
Uh, this is apparently based on a game. And the Holmes in this universe is like the opposite of Sherlock Holmes or something? So why even name him Holmes? I’m going to make a story about anime Lincoln, but he’ll be a plantation owner with five slave wives.
Shokugeki no Souma
Graduation rate at this pimp culinary school is only ten percent. What you find here is not true culinary skill, but a school that has somehow managed to convinced people to enroll even though they’ll just fail and be forced to come back the next year. Cash money, son. I’ll watch it though if it’s got some silly, over-the-top bullshit.
Jewelpet: Magical Change
Some trash show.
More bug-eyed trash.
Kyoukai no Rinne
Another girl can see ghosts, but this time, she disappeared for a few years or something. Like Rydia. Or Lulu. It’s cool that she disappeared during some very important developmental years and came back perfectly adjusted. She should thank her lucky stars. And now, she gets the golden opportunity to fall in love with some generic hero, because she should totally have a full grasp on her femininity by now after spending years with some annoying ghosts.
NEET kid is somehow also a super genius, so he gets to become a teacher without any prior training or any clue with how to interact with people. Sweet! I’m also waiting for life to hand everything to me on a silver platter instead of admitting that I have serious problems with addiction!
Owari no Seraph First Season
The title of the anime already has “First Season” built into it. That’s a bit presumptuous! Nah, the truth is that the show’s going to run in two split cours, a.k.a. this should really be one series, but other shows got away with it, so we want to do it too. So what’s the story? Uh, virus kills all the adults in the world. NAMBLA quivers with anticipation.
High School DxD BorN
A sequel that I won’t watch! Yay!
Japan has split into two future powers! One of which is a lawless society! Anyway, I almost thought this was related to Gunslinger Girl. Phew! It’s A-1 Pictures though, so it’ll probably still suck.
Fate/stay Night Unlimited Blade Works Again
Oh goodie, another season where Fate fans say how much I suck because I don’t adore their series.
Something about androids eventually dying, so a guy has to retrieve them. The synopsis, however, ends cryptically with “but….” But he locks himself in a room and starts banging them right, right? May as well. All these hot android babes will soon be lost… like tears in the rain…
Uta no Prince-sama Maji Love Revolutions
Another crappy Uta no Prince-sama sequel. It was novel the first time around. Now? Well…
Tesagure! Bukatsu-mono: Spin-off Puru Purun Sharumu to Asobou
Slice of life shit.
Something about New York and the netherworld. If the main character doesn’t show a demon how to eat of slice of New York-style pizza, I don’t even want to watch.
Something about an initially wimpy-looking kid eventually growing up and proving himself in order to win back his kingdom. It doesn’t sound terribly exciting.
Baby Steps Some More
Kei Nishikori is doing pretty well, but it was unfortunate that he ran out of gas against Cilic. I even feel like Cilic won’t do anything noteworthy for the rest of his career. Kei should at least finish in the top four at most major tournaments. Ah well. Oh right, Baby Steps 2… uh…
Show By Rock!!
I don’t know what this is. Cute boys falling in love with each other? Sounds boring. I wouldn’t even watch it if were cute girls instead. It’s not that romance is bad. It’s that I don’t expect anything but this plastic, sterile sort of romance from anime. No sex, no family, no passion, no pain, no tears, no anything. Just pretty people acting out gutless dialogue. I can get my fix from reading relationship forums if I wanted that sort of thing. There’s nothing that these shitty shows can offer me.
Hello! Kin-iro Music
Teekyuu Fourth Season
Wow, even worse than Baby Steps. Pedo Steps.
Takamiya Nasuno Desu!
And somehow, it gets a spinoff in the same season.
Mikagura Gakuen Kumikyoku
Girls join a club and fight each other? So what’s different?
Wow! A “Definitely Not K-On!” skin! THANKS RIOT FOR GIVIN US SILLY SKINS!
Big-boobied trash. Apparently, they’re nurses during the day, assassins by night, and they’ll twerk their victims to death if the pose of the girl on the left is anything to go by.
He has a golden heart! And he’ll use that golden heart to win the cutest girl around, proving that looks truly don’t matter!
Houkago no Pleiades
Trash. Plus, it’s Gainax, so it’s like trash squared.
MAPPA goes slice of life. Everyone eventually has to make money, right? Maybe it’ll be go–…
Urawa no Usagi-chan
Disclaimer: No cute girls will actually be found in Urawa City.
Sidonia no Kishi Daikyuu Wakusei Seneki
Another season for Sidonia no Kishi to dance perilously between sci fi and harem in space…
Saint Seiya: Ougon Tamashii soul of gold
I hear this show is fucking popular as hell in Brazil.
Grisaia no Meikyuu
Winner of the Moe Awards! Yes! I can’t wait to abuse girls back to perfect mental health!
Yamada-kun to 7-nin no Majo
Guy kisses girl! They swap bodies! They proceed to… likely do nothing interesting. There’s probably a hentai out there that has explored this concept better.
Trigger is done adapting shitty light novels that nobody cares about. They hope you’ll care about this one!
Grisaia no Rakuen
Yo, we already covered you. Get the fuck out of here.
Digimon Adventures tri
ANIME OF THE SEASON RIGHT HERE BOYS. IM BLOGGING THIS SERIES EVERY WEEK